Cruisin' for a Bruisin'

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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oknope:

pondifying:

reasons to be a mermaid

  • no periods
  • no pants

u forgot these:

  • perfect hair
  • free clam bra
  • u get to lure man

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